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Messages - Sling Blade

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Yup, don’t wan’t none of those no more.  :o

New Drivers Section / Re: Testing
« on: February 13, 2019, 12:46:15 PM »
Dammit. This picture uploader thingy blows.

New Drivers Section / Re: Testing
« on: February 13, 2019, 12:41:32 PM »

Citizens Band Radio / Re: Another StarGun Sucker
« on: February 08, 2019, 10:28:39 PM »
Lookit me. I can talk to folks on the moon. Ain’t I speshul? ::)

Recycled refried beans?
Nothin like sittin down to take a shit and havin yer balls land in someone else’s pile.  ::)

Gotta look before ya park it unfortunately.

New Trucks: Latest And Greatest Features / Re: Automatic trannies?
« on: February 08, 2019, 09:19:47 AM »
manuals are an endangered species.
So are drivers that actually know what the hell they doin.

New Trucks: Latest And Greatest Features / Re: Automatic trannies?
« on: February 07, 2019, 07:51:31 PM »
He’s a gooder man than I.

Damn thangs shift too slow.

I sure ain’t eatin in no Golden Corrals in no big cities.

Automotive Talk / Re: 2020 VW Passat
« on: February 07, 2019, 07:06:59 PM »
Gotta be ‘spensive after VW dun got took to the cleaners by the environmental nazis.

Truckstop Antics / Sullivan’s Transport poop man...
« on: February 07, 2019, 07:04:10 PM »
This feller was a big hit, but not inna good way. I still gits a kick outta the video.

mexicans too. they throw their used toilet paper on the floor.
Hell, you oughta see how the sumbitches treat job site outhouses. Just bend over and spray.  ::)

Hell, they can probably afford to work so damn cheap cuz they must be pickin the undigested beans out of em.

I dont even know where to start here.

Skinny pants and skinny jogging pants...

Mostly black guys wearing their pants pulled down with their ass crack and gay designer underwear hanging out

Black leotards? under their saggy basketball shorts?

sandals or slipper deals with black or white socks?

Dont forget those Good Buddy safety vests... LOL

Pajama pants!!
That kinda shit may work fer the “new” generation, but I ain’t doin it. I wouldn’t be caught dead in public lookin thataway.

Ugh.... ragheads. :o

I delivered somewheres once that had a sign on the mens room wall that said “please do not urinate on the floor or wall”. Fuckin pigs.

Trucking Fails (Youtube And Dashcam) / I-95 tanker crash.
« on: February 07, 2019, 06:50:17 PM »
Old news from Baltimore, but this’n here was nasty. Too fast fer conditions methinks...

New Trucks: Latest And Greatest Features / Automatic trannies?
« on: February 07, 2019, 06:45:02 PM »
Good thang?

Or piece o’ shit? What say you?

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